Mauro and the beggar
This picture shows my Argentinean friend Mauro (on the left) holding up a beggar with a broken BB gun, for the one Yuan Mauro had just put in his bowl. The beggar freaked out completely just after the photo was taken.

When Mauro went to get the photos processed the woman at the photo place informed on him and he ended up spending several uncomfortable hours in custody trying to explain why he had a photo of holding up a beggar with a plastic gun. In the end they let him go with the classic remark "He may only be a beggar but in this country even the beggars have human rights", I'm sure the folk being executed on a daily basis feel the same way.
A small favor:
I have a small favor to ask. I have friends from Pakistan who are camping their way around the States and Europe. They have asked me if I know where they might be able to go without spending large amounts of money. I said I would try my friends and family for accommodations. They travel light and bring all their own camping gear, and only require a small place to set up. I have given them your names and address anyway in anticipation that you won't mind. I have enclosed a picture to help identification if they turn up. They may bring the green Mercedes or the white one - sometimes they use both.
Thanks in advance.
Seat Reservations
Whilst on the theme of travel and transportation, the picture below shows clearly why making a seat reservation is a good idea in Holland, India and obviously parts of Yorkshire too.

Jet Slag
Rumour has it that in addition to the various franchises that now follow the US armed services around supplying them with their hotdog, burger and pizza rations, the US Air Force is now going to carry limited sponsorship in order the burden of the military on US the tax payer.

Crossroads
There is in every mans life a crossroads when he gets to know a woman.

Keeping the Supporters Under Wraps
Some would say that there is an added motivation and stimulation for the Brazilian football team, compared to Turkey. Must be something to do with the carrot head in the picture.
